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Ortega83> here, ya know
Servo911> and to give them ful shots
Ortega83> that wasnt too noisy
Servo911> ful=flu
Jerela> you're supposed to point it the OTHER way!
Servo911> squeek!
Ortega83> owwwwww!
Servo911> squeek!
Ortega83> MY BUTT!!!!!!!
Jerela> maybe that WASN'T such a good choice to give to j
Ortega83> tourists!
Servo911> We do not discharge out pus in view of the public
Jerela> but...if they don't HAVE lives, it saves us all of that trouble, understand?
Servo911> uh-huh
Servo911> MiB........I.....BELIVE......I.......CAN......FLY
Ortega83> they want the milky way
Servo911> Heh, the R-kellyans
Jerela> they're going to blow US up first
Samurai88> the deathstar will be clear to fire in 15 minutes
Servo911> BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Ortega83> bring out your dead!!!!!
Jerela> bring out your dead
Jerela> jinx
Jerela> you expect us to buy that lame-ass story?
Samurai88> yeah, and this is my wife aaaaaaaah Morgan Fairchid
Ortega83> a dog
Ortega83> and we will kill you one at a time
Servo911> And we'll gas u now!
Jerela> no, closer TOWARD the kill zone, please
mystyfan> hello?
Ortega83> ummm, roof
Samurai88> call PETA quick!
Ortega83> roger rabbit was framed
Servo911> #5 is alive!
Jerela> have him neutered, that outta change his mind
Ortega83> i want my stogie!!!!!
Servo911> K's the Brittish Nanny now
Samurai88> that's what I said
Jerela> no, beating you is MY job
Ortega83> here, ya know
Ortega83> like not over there
Jerela> SIZE DOES MATTER
Jerela> didn't he see godzilla?
Servo911> and Beetlejuice is the middle star
Ortega83> i gotta go get some taco bell
Servo911> guess not
Servo911> if this is torture, chian me to the wall
Ortega83> no, thats cat
Jerela> hey, he may be a super-intelligent alien, but he's still a dog
Servo911> cat? dog? whatever
Ortega83> belt?
Samurai88> is she playing with her ............
Ortega83> thats a pretty belt
Servo911> whipped?
Jerela> uh...that's a collar, ma'am
Ortega83> it look slike a galaxy
Ortega83> i wonder why
Servo911> I love chicken, I love liver!
Jerela> you know, i wonder if there's a giant bug looking for this
Jerela> i don't know why, just sounds like something a giant bug would be looking for...
Ortega83> i want a hotel room
Ortega83> this is fun!
Jerela> duh-huh...fun-ny!
Servo911> David Cross! From Mr. Show!!!
Samurai88> egger kill him now
Ortega83>
Ortega83> ummm... hes dead
Servo911> I need some lard!
Ortega83> isnt that enough
Servo911> he was eating some lard
Ortega83> u mean that bug
Jerela> now egger brins out his huge human-swatter
Servo911> and proff of the lard
Ortega83> im gonna need the sledgehammer for these
Dark falcon> five minets
Dark falcon> 2
Dark falcon> 1
Dark falcon> 2 killo seconds
Servo911> Hey! where's bob odenkirk when u need him?
Dark falcon> oh screw you kay
Dark falcon> i quit
Jerela> ok...good idea, bad idea...
Servo911> Im gonna get jiggy with it, K
Jerela> which one is this?
Servo911> this is lame idea
Ortega83> im here to get jiggy wid it
Jerela> what's with that bell that everyone's inclined to press it continuously?
Servo911> Sgt Jiggy
Servo911> hehe
Ortega83> Sgt. Jiggy WId'It
Jerela> i'm..uh...seargent men in black...uh, i mean...
Samurai88> YESYESYESYES
Servo911> It says ring bell, not overuse bell
Servo911> It says ring bell, not kill bell
Ortega83> I'm gonna smoke the HELL outta this
Jerela> (butthead voice) uh-huh...uh-huh....oohhhhhh
Servo911> and dont push the red button
Ortega83> i really have to go
Jerela> man, people have been throwing wet toilet paper balls on the ceiling again...i hate that
Servo911> Oh, u mean poor David, hanging from the ceiling?
Jerela> just bite her head off
Servo911> Hey! I thought I was gettin kiggy with it
Servo911> er Jiggy
Jerela> kiggy?
Ortega83> dont worry
Servo911> hehe
Ortega83> we have super soakers
Jerela> meat sack?
Servo911> I failed him!
Ortega83> weeeeee
Ortega83> new waxed floor
Samurai88> he thre out the Crown Royal
Servo911> Oh, wait, I am him
Jerela> you know, if that taxi had hit him the movie might just have been over right there
Ortega83> no such luck
Jerela> wouldn't that have been great?
Servo911> Hiel Hitler Edgar
Ortega83> i can tell by that weird thing
Jerela> so that galaxy is really just a nutritional suppliment?
Servo911> huh? Volcano?
Ortega83> dont worry i can find him. hes in a cab u know
Servo911> ahh, not the flu shot!
Ortega83> i am such a man in black
Jerela> aw...he shoulda shot him
Servo911> well, he could
Ortega83> keep these eggs warm
Jerela> a...bio-net? i don't think i like the sound of that
foo> k
Jerela> uh-oh, earth blown up. movies over.
Ortega83> standard hour
Jerela> too bad.
Servo911> MiB........City....of..justice.....Gotham.....City....oh...yeah
Samurai88> tht explains the hole in the ozone
Ortega83> then that
Jerela> mib
Servo911> Uh-oh, the R-kellyans are mad
Jerela> deliver the galaxy or earth will be destroyed
Jerela> sorry :)
Ortega83> FELLAS!!!!!!!
Servo911> I wonder why R-kelly wasnt the alien?
Ortega83> notice how they respond to "old guys"
Servo911> HUH?
Ortega83> Universal studios Florida
Jerela> funny how everyone turns around when he says old guys
Ortega83> My postcard!
Servo911> If Jay was Abe Lincoln they would have hesponded much faster
Jerela> do you have any campbells soup on you by any chance?
Servo911> responded
Servo911> rrrrr!!!!!!!
Ortega83> well just stop in at the judo range if you dont mind
Servo911> rrahahahh!!!!!!
Ortega83> wanananananana BATMAN!!
Servo911> uh, its green K
Jerela> ah, but you said NEVER to push the red button?
Samurai88> Yes Elvis
Ortega83> The Del-Aires!!!!
Jerela> do you just want me to go back on our previous agreement?
Jerela> sing it, tommy!
Servo911> He thinks hes being chased by Anne Heche and a volcano
Jerela>
Ortega83> sir, thats a dollar toll booth
Jerela> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Servo911> Swing low, sweet chariot!
Jerela> lol
Alucard> BRB
Servo911> k
Ortega83> the goddess of legs
Samurai88> That's why lisa married Michael..... she wanted to marry an alien too.
Jerela> i see london
Jerela> i see france
Servo911> The goddess of cats
Ortega83> right here in this tree
Samurai88> we need g-g-g-g-g-g-g-guns
foo> b6e
Servo911> And the Mike Jr married Elvis
Jerela> actually, more like a perpetual damsel-in-distress
Ortega83> raid roach control
Servo911> ka-ching!
Jerela> let's go kill osme roaches
Ortega83> independence day
foo> lol
Samurai88> ID5?
Servo911> 8 mins, till R-kelly's new album
Jerela> independence day...in reverse
Jerela> close encounters of the third kind?
Ortega83> the aliens are moving away from washington, mr. president
Servo911> Huh, he can see the Mets loing again
Ortega83> 5
Ortega83> no 3
Jerela> oh! so THAT'S why the mets are always losing
Samurai88> I got to get me one of these!!!!!
Ortega83> giant clay pigeon shooting
Jerela> it's the ALIENS' fault!
Jerela> just some swamp gas
Servo911> its Duck Hunt
Ortega83> wait, its not stopping!
Jerela> nothing to worry about
Servo911> no, its just gas
Ortega83> Ahh!!!!!!!
Ortega83> how fortunate
Jerela> look out! that matte painting is coming close!
Jerela> AAAAHHHh!
Ortega83> ET Phone home
Servo911> Eegah!
Jerela> just remember elliot...i'll be right here
Servo911> As ET Owch!
Servo911> #425323500182
Ortega83> all 28 hands?
Servo911> uh, does that include the bugs?
Jerela> no, matter cannot be created or destroyed, it just changes form! learn your damned rules of physics, bug!
Jerela> oh! now he's scarier!
Ortega83> yes, that would be how you put your hands on your head
Servo911> Ehhh! Hulk get MAD!
foo> lol
Jerela> don't they have more guns in the car?
Ortega83>
Servo911> Hey you, get your damn hand off it
Jerela> feed me seymore!
Samurai88> its a Zantac moment
Ortega83> I am gonna get SOOO jiggy wit dis bug
Jerela> good thing he doesn't chew
Servo911> As Ace Ventura: YUMMIE!
Jerela> ow
Ortega83> sher khan, i have fire
Servo911> He gets indigestion from rappers/actors
Jerela> will smith, the mighty roach tamer!
foo> htht
Ortega83> how is he back where he started?
Servo911> Hes getting jiggy with it!
Jerela> yee-hah!
Ortega83> gonna get jiggy wit dese roaches
Servo911> NEE-HA!
Ortega83> im drunk, but standing
Jerela> eew! gross-out!
Ortega83> new dispense-a-roach
Jerela> hahaha
Samurai88> MiB=Men intimidating Bug
Servo911> I wonder what wouldv'e happened if they had gotten Chris Tucker instard of Will Smith?
Jerela> ooh! you so bad, will smith!
Servo911> hehe
Jerela> squish!
Ortega83> well then he wouldnt get jiggy wid it, would he?
Samurai88> na na na na na na na
Servo911> As Chris Tucker: Oh my god! Oh my god!
Jerela> squish!
Jerela> squish!
Ortega83> watch me crush the HELL outta these bugs!
foo> you know, I know, IT KNOWS......
Ortega83> acid indigestion
Jerela> good timing, k!
Samurai88> how do you spell relief
Servo911> they mixed the sound effects the squish was supposed to be the noisy cricket sound
Jerela> he was just waiting for a good opportunity i guess
foo> na na na na na nana
foo> na na na na nana
Ortega83> the bug shouldve used pepsid AC
Ortega83> but we dont have the galaxy
Jerela> no, tums has calcium
Servo911> He got slimy with it
foo> Gettin jiggy wit it
foo> take it from your friend Buggy G
Jerela> pepsid ac has magnesium and other dangerous chemicals
foo> that bug is gonna be his-to-ree
foo> Gettin killer wit it
Ortega83> thats always nice
Servo911> yeah, I could imagine alien hippies
Samurai88> yes, babes with bazookas
foo> (instead of nanana...) skwishin big bugs
Ortega83> oh, now SHE'S gettin jiggy wid it
Jerela> gee...THANKS now our suits are even more messed up!
Jerela> do you know how hard it is to dry clean these things?
Samurai88> they can Shout it out.
Ortega83> the buildings?
Ortega83> Biz iz better though
Servo911> As Jimmy Stewart from It's a Wonderful Life: Clarence?????
Jerela> i dont' need this, a good sharp blow to your head outta get rid of all those pesky memories
Servo911> no, she lives on rikers
Jerela> maybe we shouldn't have stopped to buy new suits
Ortega83> k, let me at least teach you how to get jiggy wid it before you go
Servo911> hehe
Samurai88> Yes! Now I got the flashy thing
Ortega83> wait, i forget how to use it
Servo911> would be funny if J flashes himself instead
foo> gettin jigg...ĦOH @#$%!!!!!!!
Jerela> sure...blame it on the ufo...
Ortega83> I am gonna flashy thing the HELL out of everyone!
Jerela> awwwww....
Servo911> Michael Jackson Jr Marries LaToya
Ortega83> Hey, Q
Jerela> and k turned out to be the most human of them all
Ortega83> or whatever your name is
Samurai88> And how many roach parts are in those hot dogs?
Ortega83> now it's the PiB
Samurai88> ironic huh
Ortega83> People in Black
Jerela> hehehe
Servo911> hehe
foo> lol
Ortega83> have to be politically correctr
Jerela> that's a good point
Jerela> oh no! now we have to watch contact!
Ortega83> so the world would be destroyed for a marble
Servo911> So, the universe is just one big ball? and a big alien plays with his balls?
foo> sounds about right
Jerela> yup
Ortega83> stinger: tommy lee jones dancing around upside down in car
Servo911> Yeay, Its over!
Jerela> yeah! now that's what I'm talking about!
Jerela> gittin' jiggy with it!
Ortega83> Here comes someone gettin jiggy wid it
Samurai88> This was sooooooo much fun
Ortega83> this was great
Jerela> here come the men in black!
Ortega83>
Jerela> galaxy defenders!
Jerela> you know, i sang that background
Jerela> that's me singing right htere
Ortega83> Observer eyewitness news is on!
Ortega83> no its not! It's ME singing
Jerela> nuh-uh
Servo911> Here come the MiB, come back in September
StormPhenix> hi
Ortega83> hello
Samurai88> hi
Jerela> hi there
Jerela> you can change the topic back now
Ortega83> this was SOOOOO much fun
Servo911> Come eat with me! Come eat me!
StormPhenix> so....
Jerela> it's all over
Ortega83> FREE TACOS FOR ALL!!!!!!
Jerela> have you done this before ortega?
Ortega83> nope
StormPhenix> yeah
HEARING GEMS
Zed: "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."
K: "All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."
J: "Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?"
K: "A standard issue neuralyzer."
J: "And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?"
Zed: "You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're 'them.' We're 'they.' We are the Men in Black."
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